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Business Love Letter
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:54:14 by fzikra
Here is a letter written by a HR executive to his love:

  
Dearest Ms Juliet,
  
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
  
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.  Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo



THE 4 WIVES
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:46:28 by fzikra

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"

Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives

a. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

b. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.

c. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

d. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament




Look here, doc!
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:39:38 by fzikra

Prisoner: `Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!'
Doctor: `I am - bit by bit'.




nervous and frightened during driving tests!'
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:38:21 by fzikra

Rakesh: `I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!'
Doctor: `Never mind, you'll pass eventually'.
Rakesh: `But I'm the examiner!'




`My wife beats me
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:36:42 by fzikra

Husband: `My wife beats me, doctor'.
Doctor:
`Oh dear. How often?"
Husband: `Everytime we play Scrabble!'.




You need new glasses
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:35:39 by fzikra

Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know ?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window !




Sam & mom
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:29:42 by fzikra

Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.

Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.

So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, my dear?

Sam: She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!'




chemical formula for water
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:25:50 by fzikra

Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?

Sam: "HIJKLMNO".

Teacher: What?!

Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!




Teacher & sam
Posted On 31/08/2009 10:24:49 by fzikra

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?

Sam: No comb, sir.

Teacher: Use your dad's then.

Sam: No hair, sir.





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