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Santa bought a car
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:24:46 by fzikra

Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!  




Santa
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:24:18 by fzikra

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga... 




Driver & Banta
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:23:24 by fzikra
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo..  
 



Santa sleep
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:22:17 by fzikra

Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept. 




Postman
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:21:04 by fzikra
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it. 
 



Santa bada
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:20:19 by fzikra

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use  pehchan nahin pa raha 




Govt. fixed
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:19:44 by fzikra

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.




Santa
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:18:35 by fzikra
Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga! 
 
 



Teacher:
Posted On 01/03/2009 08:17:53 by fzikra
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.. 
 




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