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Posted On 15/01/2009 01:37:31

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Well done is better than well said .

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Beautiful words
Posted On 15/01/2009 01:35:07

Beautiful words  Life is tough
It can be hard
But when it gets unbearable
Don't let down your guard.


Although bad things
Happen to us all
It's important to remember
To learn from each fall.


Life is tough
But you are tougher
And just remember
It could be rougher.


Remember to cherish
The good things in life
They help you get by
In times of strife.


Don't underestimate
The worth of a friend
Because without them
Our hearts would not mend.


Always be true
To everyone you meet
If you act fake
You have suffered defeat.


Always be yourself
No matter what people say
It's a lot easier
To form lasting friendships this way.


It's important to say
What is only sincere
Words from the heart
Are the best kind to hear.


Don't worry about mistakes
From way back when
And never wonder
What might have been.


Never look back
The past is gone
Only memories remain
To look upon.


Learn to forgive
But never forget
Put things behind you
And never regret.


Always look forward
Keep moving ahead
So you can be proud of
The life you led.


But don't look too far
Or move too fast
Make the most of each day
It could be your last.


Don’t let others
Get you down
Show them a smile
When they want a frown.


Give people respect
No matter how mean they can be
The fact that they hurt you
They may not always see.


Allow yourself to grieve
It’s okay to cry
Remember life goes on
And the tears will dry.


Enjoy your life
Have fun and go crazy
Just don’t sit around
And always be lazy.


Try your best
In all that you do
Believe in yourself
And others will too.


Believe in God
He's always there
To help us learn
That life's not fair.


Because life's not a game
To win or lose
It is a gift
To love if we choose.

Posted On 15/01/2009 01:33:17

Friendship is love,
Without friendship love means nothing!
Without friendship love is empty…
Without friendship love is boring...!

Friendship means sharing…
People learn to share from friendship,
Share everything they have in life,

Friendship is like stars,
Even though we always see them together
Always mean to each other…
Sometimes they argue!

Friendship is like flower,
Soft but strong!
Friendship is like sun,
Bright and beautiful!

Friendship is everything in life,
Life without friendship is like life without air…
Life without friendship is like eats without food
Life without friendship is like body without soul…

Friendship is wide!
Anybody can be our friend,
Our parents, our grandparents, our sister, our brother and even our school principal!

Is everything!

The Marriage 10 Commandments
Posted On 15/01/2009 01:29:47
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Commandment 5.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.

Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why some wives treat the husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.