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1 HEARTBEAT
Posted On 24/01/2009 15:05:04 by fzikra

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!




A Chinese Call center:
Posted On 15/01/2009 07:41:54 by fzikra
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
 
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..
 
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
 
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
 
Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
 
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter about?
 
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe
Wan was involved in an accident.


Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

 
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
 
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
 
Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..
 
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
 
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
 
Caller: Oh .....God.... ...
 
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Good Wan!





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