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Mujo bought 2 horses and he didn't know how to tell them apart so he called his neighbour Haso for help.
Mujo - Haso, help! I don't know how can I tell these horses apart. They look like twins.
Haso looks both horses and thinks what to do.
Haso - U can cut tail to one horse and then u will know which one is which.
Mujo listened to Haso and cut the tail to one of the horses but at night horses got in fight so the horse without the tail bite off other horse's tail.
Mujo called Haso again.
Haso - Eh, both are without the tail, but if u cut an ear to one horse u will easy know which one is which.
Mujo did exactly what Haso told him but at night horses got in the fight again and the other horse stayed without the ear.
Mujo cuts the other ear to a horse without asking Haso and everything was ok, but at night the other horse lost ear too.
Mujo again calls Haso for help.
Mujo - Haso, u r my only hope, help me how u know.
After long thinking, carefully looking at both horses Haso says
Haso - u know what Mujo, it seems that this white horse is little bit taller than this black one.
Mujo and Haso were working on a airfield in Germany, in Berlin. They were techniquians, and they knew everything about airplanes. They were the best. One day they heard that Niki Lauda ( former Formula 1 pilot ) is opening and airplane company, so they decided to work for him. They both appllied for a job. Few days later Lauda asked them to come for a job interview. Mujo went in first. Lauda first looked at his recommendations, which were great, after that he asked Mujo a few questions. Mujo answered them all correct and Lauda was stunned, he said:
"Mujo, you seem to know everything about planes, but I have one last question."
"Go ahead, ask." , said Mujo.
"Well, I've been wondering do you see anything odd at me"
Mujo, ofcourse saw, that Lauda missed one ear, because of his crash. However he wasn't sure should he say that. After some thinking he said:
"Well, sir, you appear to be missing one ear".
After hearing that Lauda became, pissed. He told off Mujo with all impossible insults. When Mujo was coming out of office, Haso asked him the interview went.
"It was all great, but at the end, he asked me if I see anything odd at him. If he asks you the same question, do not say to him that he misses one ear!" , replied Mujo.
Haso went into the office. Lauda questioned him and was even more surprised, because Haso knew even more than Mujo. At the end he asked him again the same question. Haso started thinking, not sure what to say. At last he said:
"Well, sir, you are wearing eye contacts"
"How do you know, is it so obvious", asked Lauda in amazement.
"Well if you had an ear, you would would wear eyeglasses."
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