Mujo and Haso were working on a airfield in Germany, in Berlin. They were techniquians, and they knew everything about airplanes. They were the best. One day they heard that Niki Lauda ( former Formula 1 pilot ) is opening and airplane company, so they decided to work for him. They both appllied for a job. Few days later Lauda asked them to come for a job interview. Mujo went in first. Lauda first looked at his recommendations, which were great, after that he asked Mujo a few questions. Mujo answered them all correct and Lauda was stunned, he said:
"Mujo, you seem to know everything about planes, but I have one last question."
"Go ahead, ask." , said Mujo.
"Well, I've been wondering do you see anything odd at me"
Mujo, ofcourse saw, that Lauda missed one ear, because of his crash. However he wasn't sure should he say that. After some thinking he said:
"Well, sir, you appear to be missing one ear".
After hearing that Lauda became, pissed. He told off Mujo with all impossible insults. When Mujo was coming out of office, Haso asked him the interview went.
"It was all great, but at the end, he asked me if I see anything odd at him. If he asks you the same question, do not say to him that he misses one ear!" , replied Mujo.
Haso went into the office. Lauda questioned him and was even more surprised, because Haso knew even more than Mujo. At the end he asked him again the same question. Haso started thinking, not sure what to say. At last he said:
"Well, sir, you are wearing eye contacts"
"How do you know, is it so obvious", asked Lauda in amazement.
"Well if you had an ear, you would would wear eyeglasses."
