FACT: woman speak 3 times more then men

REASON: men don't listen the first 2 times

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Mohabat 1st ho to bholapan.

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2nd ho to apnapan.

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3rd ho to deewanapan..

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4th ho to pagalpan..

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Agar phir bhi counting na ruke to kameenapan.!

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Jail mein Qaidi ek dosre ko apne apne jurm k bare mein bta rhe thy??

1st Qaidi: Mujhy 2 Saal ki saza hoi Q k mein ne Chori ki thi.

2nd Qaidi: Mujhy 7 Saal ki saza hoi Q k mene Jaalsazi ki thi.

3rd Qaidi: Mai ne sirf 1 SMS kia, or mujhy 14 Saal Qaid ki Saza ho gai.......

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A father was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.

He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey.

The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died.

"All right, son,"

"what does that show you?" Said father,

Son replied: "Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."

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While big inspection on a construction site

The boss tells the workers: what ever happens just act as usual.

The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just collapses.

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(Worker looking at his watch): 10:15, just on

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Q:What do two oceans do when they meet ?

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A:Nothing! Just

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Ek na aik lioness ko propose kia

lioness ne kaha: chal tu na apne jaan aur height dekhi hai

bola : Dear! sub choro sirf confidence check kero

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Q: What runs around the yard but never moves?

A: A fence!

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Q: What starts with T. ends with T. and is full of T?

A: A teapot!

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