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Q: Why is Alabama the smatest state?
A: Because it has 4 As and one B!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: "Don't look. i'm changing!"
Q: What did the wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"
Q: What did the shoelace say to the other shoelace
A: That's knot mine!
Saas: Khudha ne tumhe 2 aankheN di hai... Chawal maiN se 2-4 pathar nahi nikaal sakti... 
Bahu: Khudha ne aapko 32 daant diye .... aap 2-4 pathar nahiN chabaa sakti .. 
Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janze k aagay 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,“Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?“ 
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…
Judge : tum ne apni saas ko chaat (roof) se que dhaka diya?
Mulzim : ji saab ghalti ho gai .. ainda nahi ho ga
Judge : tumhe iss baat ka koii bhi ehsaas na howa ke gali se koi bacha ya koi janwar guzar raha hai? agar unn ko lagti tu kia jawab dete?
Bahu: Maaji, ye abhi tak nahi aye,kahi kisi dusri ladki ke sath..... 
Saas: Kalmuhi hamesha ulta kyu sochti hai? 
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche aa gaya ho. 
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
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