Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?

Nurse: No. Is it missing?

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Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?

Surgeon: Only when you get my bill.

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Teacher: Dunia Mei Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?

Student: jee 3

1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam..........

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