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Cool Boyfrnd---Girlfrnd
Posted On 10/08/2009 14:06:57 by My_Name_Is_Khan

आज हम एक अजीबो गरीब प्राणी के बारे में पढायेंगे . . . . . . . .

इस जंतु का नाम है "GirlFriend" . . . . . .

ये अक्सर "Boyfriend" के साथ पाई जाती है !

इनका पोस्टिक आहार "Boyfriend" का भेजा होता है !

इनको अक्सर नाराज होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जा सकता है ! पर अगर पैसे खर्च किये जाये तो फीर नाटक ख़त्म हो जाता है...

इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार रोना और इमोशनली ब्लैक मेल करना होता है !

गर्ल फ्रेंड से ब्रेक अप पर टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो जाती है, जिसका कोई इलाज नहीं.. ये ही एक ऐसा प्राणी है जिसपे कोई विस्वास नहीं करता है...

गर्ल फ्रेंड के लिए बॉय फ्रेंड कुछ भी कर सकता है, यहाँ तक की हस्ते हस्ते कुत्ता भी बनता है... इस प्राणी में बहुत सारे अवगुण फीर भी ये प्राणी इतनी आसानी से नहीं मिलता है, ये प्राणी भाव बहुत खाता है, पर इस प्राणी के पास होता कुछ भी नहीं है जो वास्तविक हो जिसपे भाव खाया जा सके..... ये प्राणी नर प्राणी को बर्बाद करने में कोई भी कसर नहीं छोरता है... ये प्राणी रुपया को आसानी से सूंघ सकता है......


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Scientist Letter To His Gf
Posted On 10/08/2009 13:40:26 by My_Name_Is_Khan
My dear,
It has been a very long time since my senses have exchanged messages with my brain to write a letter to you.
You are present in all the four chambers of my heart and ur beautiful image is printed on the retina of my eyes. I want your musical voice to keep my ear drums vibrating like a tunning fork. I have grown your favourite roses in my garden so that their smell will keep on entering my nasal passage and the charming colour of their corolla reminds me of your cheeks and lips. The enchanting color of your iris attracts me like an electron which is attracted to nucleus but the fear of your father repels me with equal force.
Yesterday ur presence in the party made my heart beat at the rate of 172 beats/sec.The velocity of my blood flow increased at the rate of 15m/sec. and became 80m/sec.Your personality attracted me like the centripetal force but the medulla oblongata of my brain compels me to convert this centripetal force into centrifugal force and now I am revolving around ur house like an electron in its orbit. Whenever I see your father a wave of fear having simple harmonic motion passes through my vertebral column and my heart beats are reduced to one half of the original. At the moment, a covalent bond having sigma orbital exist between us.But in the future I hope it will be change into an ionic bond.

As to every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Therefore , I hope u too love me with the same magnitude of love.
In the end ur affection is directly to the product of our love and inversely proportional to the square of ur fathers hate.
Your affection = (constant) your love * my love /(ur fathers hate)2
EQUATION:-
A=K L1L2/(H)2
From ur, gravitational pull

__________________


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Lipstick Joke
Posted On 08/08/2009 07:19:28 by My_Name_Is_Khan

Father:Beti tm Mjhe Phle PAPA kehti thi.

Or Ab Mjhe DAD kehna Shuro krdia.

Kya Waja hai?

Beti:Cum'on DAD,PAPA kehny se Lipstick khrab hojati hai



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2DayZz GRLZz
Posted On 08/08/2009 07:16:29 by My_Name_Is_Khan

2dayZ GRLZ

FATHER: Beti aaj tum ne fone per srf 1 gnta baat ki Tum ne to kabhi 4 Gntay se kum Baat hi nhi ki

BETI: dad ye wrong number tha;-).


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100 OR 108
Posted On 08/08/2009 07:11:34 by My_Name_Is_Khan

Patni ne aadhi raat ko pati ko jagaya
Utho utho jaldi utho ghar me chor gusa hai aur
burger kha raha hai.

Pati ne kaha thik hai ab batao kise phone lagau?

Police ko ya ambulance ko?


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