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How wud sum common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for fun :-
Have a nice day! ---- Achcha din lo!
What's up? ----- Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! ----- Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! ----- Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? ----- Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! ----- Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ---- Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude. ----- Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! ----- Who itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? ----- Suno dost, who chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ---- Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ----- Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun. ----- Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ---- Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....  
How do you do? ----- Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch! ----- Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out! ----- Chalo bahar latakte hain
A bear, a lion and a pig met.
Bear said: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest shivers with fear."
Lion said: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Pig said: "Big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives
in fear" 
Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL....
Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:-
1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.
2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.
3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.
4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)
5. Introduce fair play awards.
6. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question
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FREE HIT……………….. !!!!!!!!!
7.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!! 
Read it carefully to know what it is.
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near
a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the
door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I
could stay the night?
the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,
even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,
he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks
the monks what the sound was, but they say, We
can't tell you. You're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and
goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same
man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The
monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.
That night, he hears the same strange noise that he
had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks
reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to
know. If the only way I can find out what that sound
was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell
us how many blades of grass there are and the exact
number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers,
you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years
later, he returns and knocks on the door of the
monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and
have found what you have asked for. There are
145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a
monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the
head monk says, The sound is right behind that
door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is
locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?
The monks give him the key,
and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of
stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to
find a door made of ruby. He demands another key
from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is
another door,
this one made of sapphire. So it went
until the man had gone through doors of emerald,
silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the
last door.
The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door,
turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to
find the source of that strange sound.
. . . . But I can't tell you what it is because
you're not a monk.
News
Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gya,
Ap Sab fRNDs Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.
BecOz
Ab Main
"NEED 4 SPEED
Underground"
Khelon Ga.
Ek bakri thi deewani si ek bakre pe wo marti thi, :sheep:
&nb sp; Sharma ke poonch hilake galiyon se wo gujarti thi,
Jab bhi wo mila karti thi tumhara photo dikha kar poocha karti thi, 
&nb sp; Ye bakra kahan milega?
Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other's wife.
Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type
Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher's daughter....
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