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Q: How two Psychiatrist greet each other? A: You are fine. How am I?

Q: How can you tell an extroverted mathematician? A: He stares at YOUR shoes while talking to you.

Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.... Read More

if girls require time _and_ money, should that be stated Girls = Time + Money instead? This leaves us with, using the well-known fact that time is money which you mentioned, Girls = 2*Money Under the assumption that money is the root of all evil, it can now be found that Girls = 2*sqrt(evil) In words, girls are _twice_ the root of all evil, instead of just evil,as you proved.... Read More

Proof: We know that a) Time is Money b) Knowledge is Power and from Physics c) Power = Work / Time By simple substitution: Knowledge = Work / Money Knowledge * Money = Work Money = Work / Knowledge It follows that as knowledge goes to 0, money goes to infinity.... Read More

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