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Why is E-Mail like the Penis? -Those who have it would be devastated if it were cut off. -Those who have it somehow believe those who don't are inferior. -Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat but doubt it's worth all the fuss that those who have it make about it. -Many of those who don't have it would like to try it; phenomenon psychologists call E-Male Envy. -It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any work done. -In the distant past, its only purpose... Read More

I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC; It plainly marks four my revue, Mistakes I cannot see. I've run this poem threw it, I'm sure your please to no, its letter perfect in it's weigh, my checker tolled me sew.... Read More

This is a Science Paper that I turned in. I got an F. Big Surprise... I don't know what's up with this whole Big Bang Theory. Like I'm supposed to believe that a big explosion created all the life in the universe. Last time I checked, we used explosions to kill people. I don't think we tested atom bombs in order to create new species. That whole big band thing is obviously wrong. All the Big Bang is is a good name for a brand of firework.... Read More

-Nice Set of Floppies! -Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. -I'd like to play on your laptop. -Need me to unzip your files? -If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long! -I'd like to boot up your PC! -I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen! -I've got a 21-inch... (Monitor) -I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video... -Your homepage or mine?... Read More

Marines, please remember, the next time someone gives you crap about the Marines being under the Department of the Navy, remind them that we're the Men's Department.... Read More

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