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Q: What do you call a Soldier who can read and write? A: Colonel

Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50. One to screw in the lightbulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.... Read More

Q: How do you tell the temperature of the ocean? A: Stick your finger in a wave.

The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences: 1.Sport of choice for Marines: bowling. 2.Sport of choice for Sailors: football. 3.Sport of choice for Soldiers: baseball. 4.Sport of choice for Coast Guardsmen: tennis. 5.Sport of choice for Airmen: golf. Notice how the farther down the list you go, the smaller their balls get.... Read More

A guy is driving down a deserted highway. He pulls up to an intersection, and rolls through the stop sign. From out of nowhere, a cop car pulls him over. COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? GUY: Hey, I slowed down, didn't I??? COP: You must come to a full stop at the sign. GUY: Stop. Slow down. What's the difference? The cop pulls out his baton and starts to pound the man without mercy. COP: Well? Do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN?... Read More

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