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If a system is administered wisely
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:31 by Founder
If a system is administered wisely, its users will be content. They enjoy hacking their code and don't waste time implementing labor-saving shell scripts. Since they dearly love their accounts, they aren't interested in other machines. There may be telnet, rlogin, and ftp, but these don't access any hosts. There may be an arsenal of cracks and malware, but nobody ever uses them. People enjoy reading their mail, take pleasure in being with their newsgroups, spend weekends working at their termina... Read More


Trust them; leave them alone.
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:30 by Founder
When license fees are too high, users do things by hand. When the management is too intrusive, users lose their spirit. Hack for the user's benefit. Trust them; leave them alone.... Read More


Windows 98 is not a virus.
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:29 by Founder
Windows 98 is not a virus. Viruses are small and efficient!


Monica Lewinsky Virus:
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:28 by Founder
Monica Lewinsky Virus: sucks your Hard Drive then spits it out...


Arnold Swarzenagor Virus:
Posted On 15/09/2008 07:29:28 by Founder
Arnold Swarzenagor Virus: Terminates your files but they'll be Baaaaaacccccckkkkkkkkk


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