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Fees maafi k liye appliction
Posted On 22/01/2011 12:15:04 by Founder
Fees maafi k liye appliction-

To

D Principle
......
High school

Res. Sir,
Baat ye he k mere pitaji ne mjhe 500 diy the
100 ki to dston k sath film dekh li
150 ki cantn me prty

50 ka grlfrnd ka rcharg karwya
200 ki shart haar gaya k Engwali Mam ka chakkar Mathswale k sath chal rha he,pr pta laga k unka chakkar to apke sath chal rha he

Ab apke pas 2 raste hain
Ya to"fees maaf ya fir parda faash"

Thank u




hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
Posted On 22/01/2011 12:09:20 by Founder
santa-dadi,kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge?
aap,papa,mom,main aur bahen...
Dadi-(bade pyar se) nahi beta...
jab tumhari shadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayenge...
Santa-fir behan ki shadi hojayegi to hum 5 ho jayenge....
......Dadi-nahi beta...jab tumhara beta hoga to hum fir se 6 ho jayenge...
Santa-fir aap mar jaoge to hum phir 5 ho ja...yenge......
...Dadi-chup kar kutte.....
chal so ja...




Result
Posted On 16/12/2010 15:02:03 by Founder

Father: What about ur result?

Son: Wo headmaster ka beta fail hai

Father: what about u?

Son: Wo Dr sahb ka beta b fail hai

Father: n what's ur result?

Son: Wo professor sahb ka beta b fail hai

Father: u idiot, I m asking about ur's

Son: Ap konse Allama iqbal hain jo apka beta pas hoga.




Jawan
Posted On 13/08/2009 18:04:36 by Founder

Santa: Ek problem hai
yaar, meri beti Jawaan
ho gai hai… Kya karu??
.
.
Banta: Jawaan ho gai
hai…..to Border pe bhej do




Aap ko kia Acha lagta hay?
Posted On 13/08/2009 12:57:33 by Founder

Nanu :  Apko Mujme Sabse zyada kya Acha Lagta he, Mera Face ya Meri Akalmandi?
Nanu's Girl Friend: Muje to ye teri Mazak karne ki Adat Sabse achi lagti




Nepali
Posted On 13/08/2009 12:54:10 by Founder

Nepali ne Chirag ragda.
Jinn ne kah 3 wish batao.
Nepali:
1)ek bara bangla.
2)Usme khoob daulatmand log.
3)Mujhe usme Watchman lagwado!!




Daanton ki hifazat
Posted On 13/08/2009 12:53:37 by Founder

Daanton ki hifazat k 3 tareeqay.

1: Rozana brush karna
2: Sweets n Chocolates kam Khaana !!!!!!
3: Mujh se Hamesha moun Sanmbhaal k Baat Karna…




Bike
Posted On 13/08/2009 12:51:35 by Founder

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P




Sir Par Seengh
Posted On 13/08/2009 12:48:42 by Founder

Kia Aap k Sir Par Seengh Hain???

Just Check It

Nahi Hain??

Nahi

R u Sure??

Yes

Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay





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Aisi jaan !