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Fees maafi k liye appliction-
To
D Principle ...... High school
Res. Sir, Baat ye he k mere pitaji ne mjhe 500 diy the 100 ki to dston k sath film dekh li 150 ki cantn me prty
50 ka grlfrnd ka rcharg karwya 200 ki shart haar gaya k Engwali Mam ka chakkar Mathswale k sath chal rha he,pr pta laga k unka chakkar to apke sath chal rha he
Ab apke pas 2 raste hain Ya to"fees maaf ya fir parda faash"
Thank u
santa-dadi,kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? aap,papa,mom,main aur bahen... Dadi-(bade pyar se) nahi beta... jab tumhari shadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayenge... Santa-fir behan ki shadi hojayegi to hum 5 ho jayenge.... ......Dadi-nahi beta...jab tumhara beta hoga to hum fir se 6 ho jayenge... Santa-fir aap mar jaoge to hum phir 5 ho ja...yenge...... ...Dadi-chup kar kutte..... chal so ja...
Father: What about ur result?
Son: Wo headmaster ka beta fail hai
Father: what about u?
Son: Wo Dr sahb ka beta b fail hai
Father: n what's ur result?
Son: Wo professor sahb ka beta b fail hai
Father: u idiot, I m asking about ur's
Son: Ap konse Allama iqbal hain jo apka beta pas hoga.
Santa: Ek problem hai yaar, meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai… Kya karu?? . . Banta: Jawaan ho gai hai…..to Border pe bhej do
Nanu : Apko Mujme Sabse zyada kya Acha Lagta he, Mera Face ya Meri Akalmandi? Nanu's Girl Friend: Muje to ye teri Mazak karne ki Adat Sabse achi lagti
Nepali ne Chirag ragda. Jinn ne kah 3 wish batao. Nepali: 1)ek bara bangla. 2)Usme khoob daulatmand log. 3)Mujhe usme Watchman lagwado!!
Daanton ki hifazat k 3 tareeqay. 1: Rozana brush karna 2: Sweets n Chocolates kam Khaana !!!!!! 3: Mujh se Hamesha moun Sanmbhaal k Baat Karna…
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
Kia Aap k Sir Par Seengh Hain??? Just Check It Nahi Hain?? Nahi R u Sure?? Yes Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay
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