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Father of the Nation
Posted On 13/08/2009 01:22:30 by Founder

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!"




helicopter
Posted On 12/08/2009 00:32:15 by Founder

4 Sardar aur 1 Pathan helicopter ki rassi se latkay hue thay !

Pilot ne kaha k Load zeyda hai, ksi aik ko koodna hoga.

Ye sun kr Pathan ne kaha k Rassi ko chorne ki Qurbani

main deta hun !

Ye sun kar tamaam Sardar taaliyaan bajane lagay.




Easy Load
Posted On 12/08/2009 00:31:35 by Founder

sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!

Boy: Woh kese?

sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat

likhwa diya.




daughter
Posted On 12/08/2009 00:31:05 by Founder

Sardar’s daughter:

Abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga

Next day wo larki bhag gayi

Sardar: Kuri ne kaam to acha nahi kiya
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Par thi wo najoomi




khush khabri
Posted On 12/08/2009 00:30:30 by Founder

Sardar . Maa khush khabri hai.

Maa. Bool bata.

Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya.

Maa beeta huwa ya beeti.

Sardar.Nahi Maa

Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.




death ho gai
Posted On 12/08/2009 00:29:33 by Founder

Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,
 maine socha surprise don ga...




Bath
Posted On 12/08/2009 00:27:50 by Founder

Did i do anything wrong?
Then why r u avoiding me?
At least remember me once in a week,
Its hurting me really...
with love..
urs...
Only urs...
Bath Soap




Thought of the day...
Posted On 12/08/2009 00:26:36 by Founder

Thought of the day...
Kabhi ye mut socho k tumhare boyfriend ne
tumhain kitna romantic message bheja hai.
Hamesha socho....

Usay kis ne bheja hoga?




Find collection of SANTA BANTA jokes
Posted On 12/08/2009 00:23:55 by Founder

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta's wife, Preeto.
3. Opportunity : When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour
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Sardar's Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.
Sardar: Oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:- Kyon tussi meri MAA nal ni krayea..
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Sardar was travling in train,
A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup...
Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD…!"
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Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
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Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter: French or spanish ?
Santa: Jera marji le aa, Main kehra galan karniya ne...
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2 Sardars were watching a beautiful girl.
1st Sardar – Kya maal hai yaar..!
2nd Sardar – Arey haan. Maal se yaad aya “Bhabi ji kaisi hai. . ..?
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Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends...
"My cell no. has changed.. Earlier it was Nokia 1100. Now, it is Nokia 6600."
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NASA ne 3 sardar chaand pe bheje. Rocket uda, magar aadhe raste se vapas aa gaye!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya , toh unhone kaha: 'AAJ AMAWAS HAI, CHAAND TO HOGA HI NAHI NA'!!
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Santa – Yaar, kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta – Kyon chukkan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ...
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Santa – Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
Banta – Gold ring de de
Santa – Koi badi cheez bata
Banta – M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
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Santa: Oye tera viah ho gaya?
Banta: Haan.
Santa: Kuri naal?
Banta: Oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: Haan, meri behen da hoya si....!
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SARDAR – Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON – Kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar ke laya hoooon
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Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de note nahi chadae jaange. . .
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KyonKi
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GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai.
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English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road."
Change this into a punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- "Oye dekh oye………….. MAAL!"
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said “SALA, tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai”.
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Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . ..
I'LL GIVE SAME ADVICE TO MY CHILDREN ALSO. .. . .
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Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do. Only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara.
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Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide – Santa ji, plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar. I'll get up when he comes.!!
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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar - No sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jai mata di.
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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " Accha , India me to shaadi……… Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir, shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde yaar, 8 khaye nahi jayenge.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta.
Santa: Oh sorry Mata Ji. Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, pata nahin yeh Ayodhya kaise mil gaya …!!!
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing.. Now, the examiner will think that we both copied.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am Sardar,
This is my Sardarni,
He is my Kid &
She is my kidney.





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