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women are complex creatures….. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don’t, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don’t, you are not understanding If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don’t , you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it’s bad If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time” If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls” If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don’t, you are not a man If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantag

--------------Girls----------------------
------- -----are like apples-------------------
--------on trees. The best ones-----------
------are at the top of the tree.--------
----The boys dont want to reach------
---for the good ones because they ------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
---from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right one to-------
----- come along, the one who's-----------
----------- brave enough to-----------------
-----------------climb all----------------------
----------------- the way---------------------
-----------------to the top--------------------
---------------- of the tree.------------------
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1)Universal law:

"*Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money** "*

2) first law:

"* a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. **"**

3) second law:

"* the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance.* *"**

 

4) third law:

"* the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl** **while* *slapping.**