women are complex creatures….. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don’t, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don’t, you are not understanding If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don’t , you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it’s bad If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time” If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls” If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don’t, you are not a man If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantag