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Tumhain abb bhool hi jain to acha hai ...
Tumhain abb bhool hi jain to acha hai
Yeh faslay or bhi barh jain to acha hai
Tumhari chahatain hum ko nahi hasil
Too abb ghair hi bun jai to acha hai
Hummari to umer guzri hai teri chahat mein
Too iss aag mai na jalay to acha hai
Barsoon say thi duaa keh too meray sath ho
Kehti hoon kay abb samna na ho tera to acha hai
Rehta tha teri muhabbat ka saya hummaray sath
Abb to apni perchai bhi na ho to acha hai
Raiza raiza hoo chukki hai rooh meri
Keh baddan say abb nikkal hi jaiy to acha hai  
Aansu se gam-e-dil ko manaya nahi jaata,
Ye dard hi aisa he bataya nahi jaata,
Ashqo k badle khoon ubhar aaye aankho me,
Aisa to kisi ko rulaya nahi jaata,
dil jaanta he kaise vafa ko kamaya he,
Kaagaz ki tarha ise baajar me nahi lutaaya jaata,
hoti he dillgai to ghadi do ghadi ki,
Har pal dilbar ko nahi sataya jaata....... .
Smart Indian's
An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new
Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out,and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that
u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Indian replied ,"Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?"
Tumhari yadoon ke zakhm
Jab bharne lagte hein
Kisi bahane se tumhein
Yaad karne lagte hein
Bhoolne ki kooshish jaari hai lekin
Yaad karne ke bahane milne lagte hein
Dosti, mohabbat bematlab hi sahi
Zindagi mei n iski kami mehsoos karne lagte hein
Zindagi udaasi ka doosra naam sahi
Khushiyon ki raah hum aaj bhi takte hein
Tum ne waada to nahin kiya
Mujhse milne ka
Hum phir bhi ek aas kyon dil mein rakhte hein
Kisi bahane se tumhein
Yaad karne lagte hein
Abhi kuch sase baki ha...guzar jano do...PHIR CHALE JANA
sukoot-e-jaan ka matlab batado phir chale jana
ya phir sargoshian dil ki suna do phir chale jana
jo mera or tumhara waqt guzra hansne rone me
use poori tarah se tum bhulado phir chale jana
ye sare perh podhe tum bin ek rut jage hue
tum aake ek baar inko sulado phir chale jana
kisi ko chahne ka aur kisi se chahe jane ka
jo hai ehsaas tum usko bhulado phir chale jana
bus ek hansi se apne ashkon ko chupane ka
jo fun aata hai tum ko, wo shikhado phir chale jana
wo jo ek lafz-e-ulfat hai, juda hai apne maane se
bus in alfaz-o-maane ko mitado phir chale jana
jo kehte kehte ruk gaye, un sari batoon ki
sama`at ko talab hai wo suna do phir chale jana
na jane kyun hai, lekin dekhne ki tum ko aadat hai
meri ye be-wajah aadat churha do phir chale jana
mere in roz-o-shab ka ek fakat unwaan bas tum ho
mujhe tum doosra unwaan laado phir chale jana!!!
The Name Game
 Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of=here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same, " replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Improvements in Hell
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Zindagi Sai Ziada ...
Tumhe zindagi se ziyada mai chahta rahon ga
Tere saare gham mai loo ga tere saare dukh sahon ga
Tanha tu jab bhi ho gi waraniyon mai ho gi
Koi bhi na sath ho ga tere sath mai raho ga
Teri baat sunnay wala na agar jahan mai ho ga
Mujhe ek dafa bulana so dafa mai haa kahon ga
Teri chahatain mai poori karon ga kisi bhi tarah
Tujhe saari duniya do ga tere dil mai bas raho ga
Tera dard mai sahon ga teri aaftain mai loo ga
Tujhe sukh hi sukh mai doo ga tujhe gham mai ek na do ga
Tujhe dhoop gar lage gi tera cchaya mai bano ga
Teri manzilon ki janib tera raasta banoo ga
Teri rah ke mai saare kante samet loo ga
Jo koi na de sake ga tujhe pyar aisa doo ga
Har saal january mai tujhe umr ki duayen
Her saal december mai tere sar pe shal do ga
Meri zindagi ka hasil mera daira bhi tum ho
Tere saath mai jiyon ga tere saath mai maroo ga
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