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Good looking kaun? charming kaun?
Dashing kaun? Famous kaun?
Woh aap to nahi. Phir bacha kaun?
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What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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The positive thinking poem.
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee
Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi ***. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
this is my kid and this is my kidney.
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Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman Sardarji Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.
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What do u call a fat woman waiting?
Moti-vaiting.
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Sharab Aisi Bimari Hai Jo Pure Samaj Ko Kharab Kar Deit Hai!!
To Aao Milkar Is Bimari Ko Khatam Kare
Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Kare, Aur Ek Bottle Tum!!
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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Bhagwan Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
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What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata!!1
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Why does sardarji open his lunch box while Walking on the road?
To Check if he is going to work or Coming Back.
Good looking kaun? charming kaun?
Dashing kaun? Famous kaun?
Woh aap to nahi. Phir bacha kaun?
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.
While looking down from the building his watch slipped and started falling down. He started running down the staircase.
On the way he saw some guests coming up. They asked him, 'Why are you running so fast?'
Sardarji says, 'My watch fell from the terrace!'
Guest says 'So why are you running? It must have broken by now!'
Sardarji replies 'no, it is 2 minutes late'
A man is talking to God and asks him: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' To which God replies: 'so that you would find them attractive.'
The the man asks:'God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?'
To which God replies: 'so that they would find you attractive!'
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."Santa: "Saala,2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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