Teacher to Sardar: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Sardar: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan?

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ZABARDAST BAMPER OFFER : JO MUJHY SMS KARYE GA WO JITYE GA LAKHON RUPYE K CASH INAAM...

PEHLA INAAM: U.S.A KI FLAIT KO TATA KARNE KA MOQA..

DOSRA INAAM: 10 MARLYE PLOT KA NAQSHA..

3RD INAAM: 29 INCH COLOR T.V KA KHALI DABBA..
4 INAAM: 2D CAR KA PHOTO..
5 INAAM: D.V.D PLAYER KI KHALI DISK..
6 INAAM: OR RAAT K LUNCH KE RECEIPE..

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Munna bhai:
bole to murga or murgi me fark kese karne ka
Circuit: Tension nahi lene ka BHAI
patther marne ka
Bhaga to murga
Bhagi to murgi…:p

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Impact of Movies:

Teacher - Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

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Chiman orders a pizzaa,
when the waiter asks whether to cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces Chiman says ' yaar 4 hi karde , 8 khaye nahi jaayenge'

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A 4 apple,B 4 bada apple, C 4 chota apple, D 4 dusra apple, E 4 ekaur apple, F 4 fokat ka apple,G 4 gol apple,H 4 ho gaya
na pet kharab khake itne sare apple

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A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?

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