Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li toh?
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मसà¥à¤¤ नींद जवान रहने का सबसे बढ़िया तरीका है
Rone de aaj mujhko…
Tu aansooo bahane de
Baahon mein mujhe le le
Aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de
Hai jo seene mein kaid dariya… Woh chooth jayega
Hai iss dil mein itna dard, ki tera daman bhi bheeg jayega
Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.
Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya.
Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya!
ab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
