Jinhe hun Koyal samjhe the woh Kawwa nikla

Jinhe hum Dost samjhe the woh Hawwa nikla

Jo kal tak rokte the hame Sharab peene se

Unki jeb mein se bhi Pawwa nikla

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Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
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Railway Station

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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath thi…

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Some sardar are genius. like this one.

Ek baar exam main question tha,

“Challenge kise kehte hain?”

Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.

“Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.”

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In Bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar :I don’t know.
Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

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Sardar: Yaar kal raat 3 ghante 1 ENGLISH FILM dekhi.,
Na Koi Seen tha, Na Aawaaaz.!
Friend: Film ka Naam kya tha.?
Sardar: “NO DISC INSERTED “

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Sardarni: oji! Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!
Sardar: offo! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya?
Sardarni: aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the

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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!

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