Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband :(Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife :Have you brought the grocery? Husband :Bad command or filename. Wife :But I told you in the morning Husband :Erroneous syntax. Abort? Wife :What about my new TV? Husband :Variable not found ... Wife :At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband :Sharing Violation. Access denied... Wife :Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband :Too many parameters ... Wife :It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband :Data type mismatch. Wife :You are useless. Husband :It's by Default. Wife :What about your Salary? Husband :File in use ... Try after some time. Wife :What is my value in the family. Husband :Unknown Virus.
Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
oh 22 mitro sada ta ohi haal aa, murgey di daal aa, bottal naal aa, te dabbi ch kala maal aa, sade layi taan har din hi nawa saal aa, tusi sunaao tuhada ki kheyaal aa
Aik din ALLAH ne apni rahamaton k darwaze kholay Aur kaha! hai koi rehmat mangne wala? Hai koi Khushia mangne wala? Hai Koi Chahat mangne wala? To mai ne kaha Saari Khushiya Saari Dolat Saari Rahmatai De de us ko jo is waqt Ye SMS Parh Raha hai
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Mili hai bahut saza unse dil lagane ki, Nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko jamane ki, Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haath Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unhe gale lagane ki
Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar, Khushiyan bhi hazar di hai aapne… Achanak kya baat hogayi, kyun aap aur hum dur hogaye? Shayad hamare naseeb mein khushion ki jagah nahin
Har din woh aapki meri mulaqat, Har roz hasna ruthna aapka, Gaye woh din milne ke aapko, Gaye woh din manane hasane k aapko, Bas itna hi tha sath aapka mera, Yahi soch ke haste apni kismat par
Is zindagi ne diya hai hume hazar dukh Pyar jab jab kiya pyar ne dhoka diya hazar baar Aaj bhi dil dhadakta hai humara
Rabba mere kanjar Dost nu suneha pahucha dayi,
Ohde dil ch khayal mera pa dayi,
Mast hoya houga kise kudi de supnia ch,
Os kamine nu sadi vi yad dawa dayi.
oh 22 mitro sada ta ohi haal aa, murgey di daal aa, bottal naal aa, te dabbi ch kala maal aa, sade layi taan har din hi nawa saal aa, tusi sunaao tuhada ki kheyaal aa