23/02/2008 02:52:20

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23/02/2008 02:46:24

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23/02/2008 02:41:29

careers in Pakistan

If we were in Pakistan, our options for professional courses after Std. XII would be as follows :

JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS - Iraq after Saddam

M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology

GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA - Master of Bombing Administration

23/02/2008 02:39:03

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

21. CTS:Cool Talented Students

23/02/2008 02:37:23

seene main " DIL "

dil main " DARD "

dard main " NASHA "

nashay main " MITHAS "

mithas main " TESHNAGI "

teshnagi main " AARZOO "

aarzoo main " HASRAT "

hasrat main " UMEED "

umeed main " KHEYAL "

kheyal main " TASAWUR "

tasawur main " TASVEER "

tasveer main " TU HAI "

tujh main " ADDA HAI "

adda main " WAFA "

wafa main " SHOKHI "

shokhi main " SHARARAT "

shararat main " GHUSA "

ghuse main " BANAWAT "

banawat main " APNAIYAT "

apnaiyat main " CHAHAT "

chahat main " KHULOOS "

khuloos main " PIYAR "

piyar main " EBAADAT "

ebaadat mein " KHUDA "

Khuda se " DUA HAI "

dua main sirf " TUM HO "

be happy always......................

23/02/2008 02:35:06

तकरार भी दोस्तो से है,
प्यार भी दोस्तो से है,

रुठना भी दोस्तो से है,
मनाना भी दोस्तो से है,

बात भी दोस्तो से है,
मिसाल भी दोस्तो से है,

नशा भी दोस्तो से है,
शाम भी दोस्तो से है,

जिन्दगी की शुरुआत भी दोस्तो से है,
जिन्दगी मे मुलाकात भी दोस्तो से है,

मौहब्बत भी दोस्तो से है,
इनायत भी दोस्तो से है,

काम भी दोस्तो से है,
नाम भी दोस्तो से है,

ख्याल भी दोस्तो से है,
अरमान भी दोस्तो से है,

ख्वाब भी दोस्तो से है,
माहौल भी दोस्तो से है,

यादे भी दोस्तो से है,
मुलाकाते भी दोस्तो से है,

सपने भी दोस्तो से है,
अपने भी दोस्तो से है,

या यूं कहो यारो,
अपनी तो दुनिया ही दोस्तो se hai

23/02/2008 02:32:57

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N. D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone… Remember Us.

T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull

23/02/2008 02:31:53

hey read dis vry funny...

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..