Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke TU v theek thaak hovengi, Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda si.
Main is Bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan, Tu bilkul tension na layi, main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolo chura Lavanga.
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