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The manager and coach of an Irish team were discussing the layers they had on their books and the manager asked, 'How many goals has O'Halloran scored this season?' 'Exactly double what he scored last season,' replied the coach. `Eleven.'... Read More

`I just don't understand it,' an Irish footballer complained. `One match I play very well, and then the next match I'm terrible.' 'Well,' said his wife, `why don't you just play every other match?'... Read More

Two Irish tram managers promised their players a 1 pint of Guinness for every goal they scored during an important match. The final score was 119-98.... Read More

Paddy: 'I couldn't get to the match last Saturday. What was the score?' Mick: 'Nil-nil.' Paddy: `What was it at half-time?'... Read More

`I don't care about results!' said an Irish team manager being interviewed on television. 'Just so long as our team wins!'... Read More

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