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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium? How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond? You're sweeter than glucose. We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes. Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX? Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power! My love for you is like a conca... Read More

Top Ten Things Engineering School didn't Teach You 1. There are at least 10 types of capacitors. 2. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work. 3. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook. 4. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use. 5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life. 6. Overtime pay? What ov... Read More

Three freshman engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body. One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses. Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pullies is ingeniuos.... Read More

An engineer, a mathmatician and an arts graduate were given the task of finding the height of a church steeple (the first to get the correct solution wins a $1000). The engineer tried to remember things about differential pressures, but resorted to climbing the steeple and lowering a string on a plumb bob until it touched the ground and then climbed down and measured the length of the string. The Mathematician layed out a reference line, measured the angle to the top of the steeple from b... Read More

The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.... Read More

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