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Confucius say that baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.

And here in L.A., there's talk of a teachers' strike. You know, if they ever strike, here's what they should do: The striking teachers and the striking baseball players should switch jobs. You see, this way, the teachers would get paid what they deserve, and the players would get paid what they deserve.... Read More

It is said that in Ireland; if it looks like rain before a match, they play the extra time first.

A recent Irish League match between Newry and Larne, the visitors were awarded a penalty and the captain summoned his best player and said, 'I want you to take this one, Patrick. Just think hard as you kick -think which way the wind is blowing, and think which direction the keeper's going to jump.' 'Holy Mother!' said Patrick. 'Do you expect me to think and kick at the same time?'... Read More

Is your new striker fast?' `Is he fast? He's so fast, the rest of the team have to run twice as fast just to keep up with him!'... Read More

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