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Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park? (Home of the San Francisco Giants) Because of all the Giant Fans!... Read More

1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings. 2:00 AM: Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 AM: Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup. 3:00 AM: Leave for deep woods. 3:15 AM: Drive back home to pick up gun. 3:30 AM: Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight. 4:00 AM: Set up camp. Forgot the stupid tent. 4:30 AM: Head for the woods. 6:05 AM: See eight deer. 6:06 AM: Take aim and squeeze trigger. 6:07 AM: CLICK. 6:08 AM: Load gun while watching deer go over hill. 8:00... Read More

This story was related by a baseball announcer, who attributed it to HonusWagner. Way back when Honus played, they didn't have stadium lights and when it got dark, you couldn't see what you were doing very well.One time, he was playing in the outfield and the ball was hit his way, but he just lost it in the darkness. Fortunately, a rabbit was running by at the time and he grabbed it and threw it to first for the out.This was the very first time anyone was ever thrown out by a hare.... Read More

What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.

What is the difference between baseball and law? In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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