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Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind? Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton. Why? Monica is a hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy can't drive over water and Clinton doesn't know which hole to play.... Read More

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.... Read More

The worst golf player in history must have been Adolf Hitler. He never got out of the bunker.

Did you see where that lady that won the 20 million dollar lawsuit for the McDonald's coffee being too hot, is suing Walmart? Apparently she bought an Ernie Irvin Shirt and hit the wall 10 times before she left the store.... Read More

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.... Read More

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