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Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks? A. Better traction.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve? A. Stand back; I don't know how big this thing gets!

Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? A. When his hand caught on fire.

Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano? A. Tulips on your organ.

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A. A cherry float.

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