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Q. What is the Difference between Pussy and Apple Pie? A. You can eat your mom's apple pie.

Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat? A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.... Read More

Q. What is the first sign of AIDS? A. A pounding sensation in the ass.

Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? A. Two test tickles.

Q. what is the definition of a menstrual period? a. a bloody waste of f****** time.

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