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Q. How do you teach a blond math? A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.

Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail? A. I feel like a kid again!

Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in common? A. Push it aside and keep on eating...

Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese? A. Twocanchew (two can chew).

Q. How do you get a nun pregnant? A. Dress her up as an alter boy.

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