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I love the way you make me laugh
I love the way you make me cry

Tears of joy stream from my eyes
As I hear your voice, a loving surprise.

I love you when you're angry
I love you when you're sad

I love you when you're glad
When you tell me of the day you had

I love you truly
I love you deeply

Ever since the day
I let you meet me

I missed you when you left
I miss you now more than ever

Making a mistake that I regret
Hoping that you are a forgiver

Without you, my life is strife
But now I ask for a second chance

Be with me and start a life
Together forever, an eternal dance

I wait for you as the days go by
My love is growing inch by inch

I cannot wait to see you again
But I wait for you, and your warm kiss

I love you     

I prayed for you before we met,
Not knowing who you'd be.
I asked the Lord to send a friend.
One chosen just for me.

I asked that they'd be Godly,
With wisdom of His ways.
A friend to help and guide me
I the troubles of these days.
 
So often in life, we need someone
To listen while we talk.
Someone who will not condemn or judge,
But encourage us as we walk.
 
The narrow road we choose to follow
May sometimes make us stumble.
But to have a friend to catch our fall,
Teaches us to be humble.

When I asked the Lord to send a friend,
Though many came and went.
He gave much more than I ever asked,
For you are the friend He sent.

        LOV U RITIKA

 

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.


The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."


The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

 

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "


The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....

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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running ".

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

The Father asked his Son, What is this?

The Son replied It is a crow

After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, What is this?

The Son said Father, I have just now told you It's a crow

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,

What is this?

At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. Its a crow, a crow.

A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, What is this?

This time the Son shouted at his Father, Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times IT IS A CROW. Are you not able to understand this?

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-

Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child.

While the little child asked him 23 times What is this, the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.

So..

If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this aloud, I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.

They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today.

Say a prayer to God,I will serve my old parents in the BEST way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they behave.

Thanks for spending ur time on reading this story

boy- i misd u @ skul 2dy, y weren't u thr?
gal- yeah, i had 2 go to d doc.
boy- oh really? y?
gal- oh nothin,
boy- oh
gal- so wt did v do in math 2dy?
boy- u didnt mis  nythin tht great.......jst lots of notes
gal- ok gud
boy- yeah
gal- hey i hav a qustn......
boy- ok, ask
gal-........how mch do u luv me?
boy- u kno i luv u more thn nythin
gal- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
gal-...>silence<..........
boy- is smthin wrong?
gal- no nothin @ all
boy- good.
gal-....how mch do u care abt me?
boy- i wud giv u d world in a heartbeat if i cud.
gal- u wud?
boy- yeah...of course i wud >sounding worried< is thr
somthin wrong??
gal- no, evrythin fine......
boy- r u sure?
gal- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
gal- ..wud u die 4 me?
boy- i wud tak a bullet 4 u nyday, hun
gal- really?
boy- nyday. nw srusly, is ther somthn wrong???
gal- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, evry1z fine.
boy- ....ok
gal-....well i hav 2go ill c u 2mrw @
skul.
boy- alright, bye. I LuV U.
gal- yeah, i luv u 2, bye.

d NXT DAY @ SkuL:

boy- hey, hv u seen my g/f 2dy?
frnd- no
boy- oh.
frnd- she wasnt here ystrdy either.
boy- i kno, she ws acting all wierd on d phone last nite.
frnd- well dude u kno how gurls r sumtimes
boy- yeah........but nt her.
frnd- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya aftr school.

frnd- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:

-ring-
-ring-
gal- hello?
boy- hey
gal- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u @ skul 2dy?
gal- uh.......i hd anthr doc apontmnt.
boy- r u sick?
gal-...um i hav2 go, my mom's callin on my othr
line.
boy- ill wait.
gal- it may tak a while, ill call u later.
boy-........alright, i luv u hun.

very long pause<

gal- (wd tear in her eye) luk, i think v shud break up.
boy- what???
gal- its d best thin 4 us rit now.
boy- y??
gal- i lu u.

click<

d GaL DOESNT COM 2 SkuL 4  3 MOR WEEKS, ND DOESNT ANSwR
hER
PHONE.
boy- hey dude
frnd- hey
boy- wts up
frnd- nothin, hey hav u talked 2 ur ex lately?
boy- no
frnd- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear wat?
frnd- um idk if i shud b d 1 2 tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
frnd- uh....call this num....
boy- ok............

BOY CALLS NUM AFTR SkuL
-ring-
-ring-
voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i mst hav d wrong num, im lukin 4 my
frnd.
voice- watz her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is d rit num, she is 1 of our patients
here.
boy- really? y? wht hapnd??? how is she??
voice- her room num is ..646, in building A, suite 3.
boy- WAT HAPND??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and u can see her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*

BOY GOES 2 HOSPITAL, & 2 ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL
IS
LYING IN d HOSPITAL BED.

boy- omg r u ok??
gal- .......
boy- sweetie!! talk 2 me!!
gal- i..........
boy- u wat?? U WAT???
gal- i hav cancer & im on life support
boy- .......................>breaks into
tears<......................
gal- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
gal- i wntd 2 tell u bt i cudnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
gal- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could nvr hurt me
gal- i jst wntd 2 c if u felt bout me as d same i felt bout u.
boy- ?
gal- i luve u more thn nythn, i wud giv u d world in a
heartbeat. i wud die 4 u & tak a bullet 4 u.
boy- ...........
gal- dont b sad, i luv u n ill always be here w/u
boy- the y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- yung man, visitin hrs r ovr.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, & DIES.

bt wat d boy didn't kno is tht d gal only askd him those
qustns so she cud hear him say it 1 last tim, & she only
broke up
w/him bcoz she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, &
thoht
it wud cause him less pain &give him time 2 get over her
before
she died.

NEXT DAY
d boy is found dead wd a gun in his hand..with a note in d
other...
THE NOTE SAID: i told her i wud tak a bullet 4 her....jst like
she said she wud die for me...

 Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.
I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway.
 So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya

sharab hai to mai-khane banee husan hai to dewane banee
 ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane banee

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata
 despite having years of experience and number of references..

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.
for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ -
MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are, And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Can u pronounce good english:-try it :-

read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,
 woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results:-
 U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

indianchild.com

There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in  pineapple...
Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?       Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which  aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted.  But if we  explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly,  boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?             ;  If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese?
One index, two indices?     How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
When a house burns up, it burns  down.       You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
And why, when I wind up my  watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
.English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France.         

How can 'slim chance and a fat chance' be the same, while  ' wise man and a wise guy' are opposites?

     Now i know why i failed in english.

 It's not my fault but the silly language doesn't quite know whether it's coming or going

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