Wrote your Name on the Sand, It got Washed Away.
I Wrote your Name in Air,It got Blownaway.
 So I Wrote your Name in my Heart, Saala Heart Attack aa gaya

sharab hai to mai-khane banee husan hai to dewane banee
 ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane banee

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata
 despite having years of experience and number of references..

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.
for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ -
MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are, And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far

Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.

Can u pronounce good english:-try it :-

read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,
 woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results:-
 U r a good dog. Now stop barking.