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Devdaas Hi RahoGe??????
Posted On 28/02/2010 15:19:27 by Nanu_Ninu

Husband: Jee karta hai....Tumhari zulfon main kho jaun,,,!!!

Aankhon mein doob Jaun,, Tumhari Bahon main bhool jaun,.

Wife: Devdaas hi rahoge ya kabhi Emraan hashmi bhi banoge ,,,!!!!!!!




What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
Posted On 15/12/2009 03:19:27 by Nanu_Ninu

What is the diff. Between dava & daru?

Answer: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.

Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...




Marathi girl
Posted On 30/09/2009 06:49:51 by Nanu_Ninu
Ik Marathi girl post-office me money-order karvane jati hai. Postmaster: Madam, yeh note fata hua hai, change kar do. Marathi Girl: Mein apni mammi ko paise bhej rahi hu. Fata hua note bhejun ya naya, tumhe kya farak padta hai.


PAPA APKI SHADI MAJBURI ME HUI THI NA ?
Posted On 30/09/2009 06:36:08 by Nanu_Ninu

BETA: PAPA APKI SHADI MAJBURI ME HUI THI NA ?
PAPA: JI APKO KAISE PATA?

BETA: WO ACTULLY APKI SHADI AUR MERI  D O B
ME SIRF 6 MAHINE KA HI FARK HAI NA.




My sweetheart
Posted On 26/09/2009 01:50:19 by Nanu_Ninu

Husband: Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this sunday,,,,

Wife: How

Husband: I bought three tickets for the movie

Wife: thats great, but we are two, why you bought three tickets ???

Husband: Darling one for you, one for your mother and one for your
brother !!!!!!!!!!!! !!




Maine apni BIWI kom12th
Posted On 11/08/2009 04:10:42 by Nanu_Ninu

1st Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko12th pass karaya,fir B.A.fir M.A.,uski Govt. job bi lagva di, Ab kya karu?

2nd Sardar-accha sa ladka dekh ke SHAADI KARaDE




stupid
Posted On 07/08/2009 08:01:41 by Nanu_Ninu

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?" >
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" >




frying pan.
Posted On 07/08/2009 06:00:00 by Nanu_Ninu

A wife hit her husband with a frying pan. 
Husband: What was that for..? 
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket 
with the name Jenny on it. 
Husband: I took part in a race last week 
and Jenny was the name of my horse. 
Wife: Sorry..! 
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again 
Husband: What now..? 
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone




Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Posted On 07/08/2009 05:56:50 by Nanu_Ninu

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( 
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)





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