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Girl v/s women
Posted On 24/02/2009 16:10:49

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.


Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits






Girls want to control the man in their life.


Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.






Girls check you for not calling them.


Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.






Girls are afraid to be alone.


Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.






Girls ignore the good guys.


Grown women ignore the bad guys.






Girls make you come home.


Grown women make you want to come home.






Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.


Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.






Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).


Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!






Girls think a guy crying is weak.


Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue. 






Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.


Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.






Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.


Grown women know that that was just one man.






Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.


Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.







a real friend v/s a simple friend
Posted On 24/02/2009 16:04:30

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.

A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)

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A simple friend has never seen you cry.

A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..

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A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.

A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

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A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.

A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

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A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.

A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

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A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.

A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

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A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.

A real friend could blackmail you with it.

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A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.

A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

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A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.

A real friend expects to always be there for

Tags: Friend

Different types of man
Posted On 26/12/2008 14:28:06

Some Examples -

INTERNET man - Man of difficult access

SERVER man - Always busy when you need him

WINDOWS man - Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him

EXCEL man - They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to achieve your basic requirements

D.O.S. Man - Everyone had him, but no one wants him any more

VIRUS man - Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes , install himself and uses all your resources, if you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him you will lose everything.

SCREENSAVER man - he is not worth for anything, but at least he is fun

RAM man - he forgets everything you say when you disconnect him

HARD DISK man - he remembers everything forever

MULTIMEDIA man - he makes horrible things look beautiful

USER man - he messes up everything he does and he ask always more than he needs

CD-ROM man - he is always faster and

Posted On 26/12/2008 13:51:59

Apne Aaqa ke sanah-e- khawano mein paya jaoo

Aarzo yeh hai madiney mein bulaya jaoo


Kash mujh ko dur-e-ikhdas ki huzuri mil jaye

Aur sarkar ke kadmo mein bitaya jaoo


Un ki rehmat hai wasi itni ajab kya hai agar

Mein bhi agar sarkar ke kamli mein chupaya jaoo


Itba mein tere mehboob ki kamil hokar

Ser Mehshar mein tere samne laya jaoo


Zindagi saari basar ho toh usi shehar mein aur

Mar bhi jaoo to madinah se na laya jaoo


Jis ne chume hai qadam rehmat-e-alim ke kamal

Roz mehshar usi mitti se uthaya jaoo


Luv in Mathes
Posted On 10/08/2008 17:43:56

Love In Maths


My Dear SweetHeart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.



Lover offer Letter
Posted On 04/07/2008 00:13:06
Dearest Ms XYZ,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.  Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

     I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

HR  Manager

She is a Girl
Posted On 05/05/2008 18:26:58

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a woman If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so
desirable... ...

If Teras could Talk
Posted On 05/05/2008 17:47:49

If my tears could talk,

What would they display?

Thousands of words,

Not difficult to say.


They'd whisper, "I'm Sorry!"

When I am wrong and you are right.

They'd scream, "I'm Scared!"

When I'm all alone in the middle of the night.



They do talk,

But they reveal too much

They're not hidden

Just wiped away by your gentle touch.



They'd exclaim, "I'm Happy!"

Whenever you're around

They'd sigh, "I'm Sad!"

When I'm feeling down.



They do talk

Won't you listen?

You just might find

What you've been missin'!



They'd reply, "I'm Lonely!"

When I'm thinking of you.

Is it too late for you to see

That my tears cry out "I Love You!"



They do talk

But you can't hear

A single word they'd say.

If only you could read a tear

Instead of wiping it away!


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the hate letter,,,,,,,,
Posted On 15/04/2008 14:05:37

The Hate Letter

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative. This is a loveletter
from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and
want them stop their relationship. .....and so..the boy wrote this letter to
the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if
you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told
the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 13.15.17. 19.21.23. 25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it
again! It's so smart & sweet.... :)

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