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How Girlz rate Guyz?
Posted On 25/07/2007 09:38:33
How Girlz rate Guyz?

 

 

 


Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.


Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:


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% just a friend %


Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"

Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph! ).


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% Good Friend %


You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa calls back after two days)

Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".

Rahul: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.


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% Very good friend %


Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl".

Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."

Rahul: Oh! Ok. :-(


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% Best Friend %


You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.

And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.


Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."

Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).


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% Best of the Bestest Friends %


Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but... Don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Rahul, he is my bestest friend".

Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).

Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.


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% Boyfriend %


Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!


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Now ~ where you stand?



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!!! CASH !!!
Posted On 24/07/2007 09:01:21

Inspiring Thoughts
Posted On 24/07/2007 08:54:50
Inspiring Thoughts
 

 

 


Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind .

 

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You can't change the past,

But you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.


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Love...and you shall be loved.


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God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.


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All people smile in the same language.


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Everyone needs to be loved...

Especially when they do not deserve it.
 

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The real measure of a man's wealth is what he has invested in eternity.


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Laughter is God's sunshine.
 

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Everyone has beauty,
but not everyone sees it.


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It's important for parents to live the same things they teach.
 

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Thank God for what you have,

TRUST GOD for what you need.
 

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If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow,

You have no today to be thankful for.
 

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Man looks at outward appearance, but the Lord looks within.
 

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The choice you make today, will usually affect tomorrow.
 

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Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul .


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Patience is the ability to idle your motor, when you feel like stripping your gears.


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Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.


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Harsh words break no bones, but they do break hearts .


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To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.
 

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We take for granted the things, that we should be giving thanks for.
 

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Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.


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Happiness is enhanced by others, but does not depend upon others.


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For every minute you are angry with someone,

You lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.

 

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Do what you can, for who you can, with what you have, and where you are
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Looser .... Some More Fresh Lines...
Posted On 24/07/2007 08:53:37
Looser...


she played...

another game...

n she lost it...

again...

she lost...

every thing...

this time...

respect...

honor...

dignity...

self respect...

self esteam...

confidence.. .

trust...

n most of all...

da love...

a lil luv...

which had remained...

 

now...

lets' play...

another game...

a game of life...

a game of death...

lets' see...

who winz...

n who looses...

da bet...

would be...

life...

 

do u dare ???

 

looser... 


Try to figure it out
Posted On 23/07/2007 07:13:47

See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common...... .


Banana

Dresser

Grammar

Potato

Revive

Uneven

Voodoo


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Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?

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Give It Another Try....




















OK... Here You Go... Hope You Didn't Cheat.




This Is Cool.



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Answer:


In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the  end of the word, and then spell the word  backwards, it will be the same word.

Did you figure it out
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HOPE,TRUST,CONFIDENCE
Posted On 18/07/2007 08:16:56
CONFIDENCE:
 
1 Day all villagers decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy come with umbrella. THATS CONFIDENCE.
 

TRUST:
 
Trust should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby, when you throw him in tha air, he laughs....

Because he know you will catch him...
 

HOPE:
 
Every night we go to bed, have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

But still we have many plans for coming day...

 
KEEP CONFIDENCE, TRUST IN GOD AND NEVER LOSE HOPE...

Hacks to Beat Rapidshare Download Limits and Waiting Time
Posted On 18/07/2007 05:07:08

 


Hacks to Beat Rapidshare Download Limits and Waiting Time
Here are some hints to help you more efficently use rapidshare. Skipping waiting time and bypassing download limits are rapidshare hacks that everybody should know.

Rapidshare has been an excellent tool for sharing large files. Recently users have discovered ways of bypassing the download limits and skipping the waiting time. Here are a description of these methods.

Update: Two new methods of bypassing download limits have been posted. These are more advanced and may require additional software or hardware, but you should check them out when you are done with these easier methods:

RapidShare: NIC tricks and MAC cloning to bypass download limit

Rapidshare traces the users IP address to limit each user to a certain amount of downloading per day. To get around this, you need to show the rapidshare server a different IP address.

Here are some methods for doing this:

1. Short-Out the JavaScript:

    1. Goto the page you want to download
    2. Select FREE button
    3. In the address bar put the following: javascript:alert(c=0)
    4. Click OK
    5. Click OK to the pop-up box
    6. Enter the captcha
    7. Download Your File


2. Request a new IP address from your ISP server.

    Here's how to do it in windows:
    1. Click Start
    2. Click run
    3. In the run box type cmd.exe and click OK
    4. When the command prompt opens type the following. ENTER after each new line.

    ipconfig /flushdns
    ipconfig /release
    ipconfig /renew
    exit


    5. Erase your cookies in whatever browser you are using.
    6. Try the rapidshare download again.

    Frequently you will be assigned a new IP address when this happens. Sometime you will, sometimes you will not. If you are on a fixed IP address, this method will not work. To be honest, I do not know how to do this in linux/unix/etc. If this works for you, you may want to save the above commands into a batch file, and just run it when you need it.



3. Use a proxy with SwitchProxy and Fire:

    1. Download and install Fire if you have not already
    2. Download and install SwitchProxy
    3. Google for free proxies
    4. When you hit your download limit, clean your cookies and change your proxy


4. Use an anonymous service:

    Running your system through the tor network should in theory work; however, it is difficult to use and setup. Plus, you allow others to run their evil deeds through your system as well by using this system. Anonymizer 2005 is inexpensive, easy to use, but not free. Other pay services would likely work as well.


5. You can use a bookmarklet to stop your wait times:

    1. Open IE
    2. Right Click On This Link
    3. Select Add to Favorites
    4. Select Yes to the warning that the bookmark may be unsafe.
    5. Name it "RapidShare No Wait"
    6. Click on the Links folder (if you want to display it in your IE toolbar)
    7. Click OK
    8. You may need to close and reopen IE to see it
    9. Goto rapidshare and click the bookmarklet when you are forced to wait


If you find additional rapidshare hints, please post them in the comments below!

 





Wonderfulefinations
Posted On 17/07/2007 05:44:32
1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.


3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.


4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.


5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.


6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.


7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.


8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.



And lastly.................




9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

Sardar Jokes
Posted On 17/07/2007 05:42:05
what is your birth date?


Sardar: 13th OctoberWhich year?


Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR




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Manager asked to sardar at an interview


Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?


Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.


Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'


Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi


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After returning back from a foreign trip,


sardar asked his wife,


Do I look like a foreigner?


Wife: No!


Why?Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:


Any great man born in thisvillage???


Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi


So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man,


but I don't know who isJayanthi.


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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach,


first he cut it's one legand told WALK. WALK.


Cockroach walked.


Then he cut it's second leg andtold the same.


Cockroach walked.


Then cut the third leg and did the same.


Atlast he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!


But cockroach didn'twalk.


Suddenly sardar said loudly,


"I found it. If we cut cockroach's fourlegs", it becomes deaf.


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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,


the driver adjustedmirror.


Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife?


Sit back. I willdrive.



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Sardar went in a hotel.


To wash hands he went to the washbasin.


There hestarted washing the basin.


Seeing this, the manager asked what was hedoing.


Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"


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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor,


it caught fire and how willyou escape?


Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!



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