what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th OctoberWhich year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
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After returning back from a foreign trip,
sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No!
Why?Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:
Any great man born in thisvillage???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man,
but I don't know who isJayanthi.
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Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach,
first he cut it's one legand told WALK. WALK.
Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg andtold the same.
Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same.
Atlast he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn'twalk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly,
"I found it. If we cut cockroach's fourlegs", it becomes deaf.
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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjustedmirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I willdrive.
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Sardar went in a hotel.
To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
There hestarted washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was hedoing.
Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor,
it caught fire and how willyou escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
