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Sardar AC
Posted On 28/03/2009 08:38:13 by viveksingh_r

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun


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Lottery
Posted On 28/03/2009 08:36:15 by viveksingh_r

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari
ticket to le le"


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sardar ki dictionary
Posted On 28/03/2009 08:35:02 by viveksingh_r

Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna
tha na"



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leg name
Posted On 28/03/2009 08:30:14 by viveksingh_r

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

 



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leg name
Posted On 28/03/2009 08:30:04 by viveksingh_r

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

 



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Bomb
Posted On 28/03/2009 08:22:49 by viveksingh_r

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha


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