· Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies? Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It"s ur ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.



· A gal puts coins in the weight machine to check her weight
its shows 58kg. she removes her sandle :56kg
then her jacket: 53kg
then dupatta: 52kg
then her coins got finish.
A baba in the que said" BIBI tum lagi raho coins bahut hain "

Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
· A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom

· Definition of "wife": $omeone who"ll $tand by you through all the
trouble$
which you wouldn"t have had if you had $tayed $ingle... :-)

dean - anybody caught going 2 ladie$ ho$tel will be fined r$.400 1$t
time, 700 2nd time & 1000 3rd time. $tudent - how much 4 a $ea$on pa$$?

· Unlike other$ your brain i$ a ma$ter piece,
It i$ divided in 2 part$ - left & right.
In left nothing i$ right, in right nothing i$ left.