03/11/2009 10:37:02

Will u like to be my frnd ????

17/08/2008 13:28:31

hi!!!!!
m fine ... thanx for asking.. wht abt u...???
tkcr byeee,,,

28/05/2008 07:45:40

i wanna chat with u

31/03/2008 06:16:14

hey 1 sec..

29/03/2008 15:02:03

no

26/03/2008 05:08:55

ya i love chat with girl

26/03/2008 05:05:02

hi how's going on bro

24/03/2008 11:52:43

ha main ethe hi ha

11/03/2008 10:15:38

Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai





Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'





Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.




Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.




Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...

Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !




Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA





Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I'm falling in love.





Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye






Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents





Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.




Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon

10/03/2008 14:19:43

sure