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This particular joke won an award
Posted On: 05/09/2007 09:06:42
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This particular joke won an
award
for the best joke competition
Organized in Britain:
A man walks into a bar in Londonand
ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a
sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the
bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes
flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a
time."
The man replies, "Well, you see, I have
two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canadaand I'm here in London.
When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together.
The bartender admits that this
is a nice custom and leaves it there.
The man became a
regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and
drinks them in turn.
One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All
the other regulars notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to
the bar for the second round, the bartender says," I don't want to intrude
on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great
loss. "
The man looked confused for a
moment, then he laughs .... "Oh, no," he, said, "Everyone's fine - both my
brothers are alive" .
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I just quit
drinking!!!
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