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What a definition:

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby..

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that...
A Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months!!!

I Believe that...
I believe
that we don't have to change friends
if we understand that friends change.

I believe-
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must forgive
them for that.

I believe-
that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.

I believe-
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.

I believe-
that it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be..

I believe-
that you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last
time you see them.

I believe-
that you can keep going
long after you can't.

I believe-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.

I believe-
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.

I believe-
that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had
better be something else to take
its place.

I believe-
that heroes are the people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.

I believe-
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I believe-
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.

I believe-
that sometimes the people you expect
to kick you when you're down,
will be the ones to help you get back up.

I believe-
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.

I believe-
that just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.

I believe-
that maturity has more to do with
what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.

I believe-
that it isn't always enough to be
forgiven by others. Sometimes you
have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe-
that no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe-
that our background and circumstances
may have infl

दर्द का रिश्ता है हमारे बीच,
एक बंधन आंसू का जुड़ता हमारे बीच,

बंद आँखों से दीखता है जो वो चेहरा है महबूब का,
बस एक वोह पल पनपता है हमारे बीच,

यह खामोशी इतना बोलती है की दिल,
धडकनों की जुबान समझता है हमारे बीच,

दो जिस्म एक जान है हम,
आधा तेरा आधा मेरा मिलकर एक दिल धड़कता है हमारे बीच,

किसी को मोहब्बत ज्यादा है शायद,
तभी तो कोई एक तरसता है हमारे बीच,

दोनों एक दूजे से खफा हो जाते है,
तो जस्बातों का सवान बरसता है हमारे बीच,

जुदाई ले आती है पास इश्क को हुसन के,
तभी तो मोहब्बत का रूप बिकता है हमारे बीच.

Tags: Po

Tags: Hip

You are my queen from now until the end.
Even though we may have our differences at times.
My Love for you will always be true no matter what
we go through.

You are my queen for always and forever.
No matter how we are living in rags or in riches.
My love will always be true to you.

You are my queen no matter which way you look at it.
Through our ups and downs, our sad and glad times.
My love will never change.

You are my queen and I am your King and together
we can rule the world just as long as our love doesn't change.

Tags: Yup

There is too little of sustained pressureÂ

from citizen groupsÂ

on our rulers to explainÂ

what they are up to.Â

We say this on the occasion of a victoryÂ

for public accountability flowing fromÂ

a petition by this newspaper toÂ

Karnataka’s appellate authorityÂ

for enforcing the national Right to Information (RTI) Act.

 As we reported recently,

 the Karnataka Information Commission (KIC),Â

the said body,Â

has directed the state governmentÂ

to ensure thatÂ

all Cabinet decisions are to be made public,

 andÂ

the records of such meetingsÂ

are to be properly preserved.Â

The state government had declinedÂ

to give any details of such decisions,Â

and the first level of appeal specified in the RTI,Â

within the bureaucracy,Â

had said such disclosure wasn’t possible.Â

Reminders thatÂ

the Union government puts outÂ

all such decisions by its Cabinet on a website were of no avail.Â

What saved the day for common sense

 and accountability was that the KICÂ

is an independent body and decided this stand

 of the state government was nonsense.Â

AndÂ

our query is how the governmentÂ

was able to get away, for all these decades

 andÂ

regardless of which party was elected to power,Â

with such denial of basic accountability.

The answer should be clear to all of us

 — there was no pressure from electors to do otherwise.

Note, for instance,

 that Karnataka’s ruling party

 is governing the state on its own for the first time ever

 and still new in office;Â

they’ve taken no time at all to pick up the habits

 of an oligarchic ruling class.Â

And

 they are not unique at all;

 it is hard to find any of the 30-odd governments in India,

 past or present,

 Union or state,Â

whether run by

 parties of the left,Â

centre or right,

 pro-Dalit or otherwise,

 which exuded or exudes a different culture

 when in power.Â

Since it isÂ

we, the citizens,Â

who both elect them and also need this information,Â

the responsibility for such a state of affairsÂ

should be pondered by each of us.Â

Why would those in power explainÂ

what they are doing andÂ

why, if there is no imperative on them to do so?Â

The culture of joining hands toÂ

exchange information on institutions and rules,

 and on what reforms these need,

 is still to take deep root in our country,

 despite all these decades of formal democracy.Â

Why not begin, each of us,

 by applying under the RTI on local matters?

Hinduism is more a way of life than a method of worship.

Dharmo Rakshati Rakshithaha

If you protect Dharma, Dharma will in turn protect you.

Hindus, If people slap you once, slap them twice!

Tags: Hot

Are you Attractive to the Opposite Sex??? Take this Quiz...

5. When he/she asks for a kiss in your first date, what will you do?

A. Refuse...... ......... ......... ......... ...go to q.6
B. light kiss on his/her forehand.... .......go to q.7
C. Agree and kiss him/her..... ......... .....go to q.8

Tags: Hello

Gandhism:

You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

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Indiraism:

You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

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Lalooism:

You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.

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Rajnikantism:

You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.

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Rajivism:

You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.

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Softwarism:( Ultimate. ...):

Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them

1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)

2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)

3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)

4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)

5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)

6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2

7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)

8 . Redo step 4

9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)

10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)

11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.

12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls

13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)

14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)

15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk

16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)

17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.

18. Client is happy???

By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!

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