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Husband: Jee karta hai....Tumhari zulfon main kho jaun,,,!!! Aankhon mein doob Jaun,, Tumhari Bahon main bhool jaun,. Wife: Devdaas hi rahoge ya kabhi Emraan hashmi bhi banoge ,,,!!!!!!!
Ik Marathi girl post-office me money-order karvane jati hai. Postmaster: Madam, yeh note fata hua hai, change kar do. Marathi Girl: Mein apni mammi ko paise bhej rahi hu. Fata hua note bhejun ya naya, tumhe kya farak padta hai.
BETA: PAPA APKI SHADI MAJBURI ME HUI THI NA ? PAPA: JI APKO KAISE PATA?
BETA: WO ACTULLY APKI SHADI AUR MERI D O B ME SIRF 6 MAHINE KA HI FARK HAI NA.
Husband: Darling, my sweet heart I will be enjoying this sunday,,,,
Wife: How
Husband: I bought three tickets for the movie
Wife: thats great, but we are two, why you bought three tickets ???
Husband: Darling one for you, one for your mother and one for your brother !!!!!!!!!!!! !!
1st Sardar-Maine apni BIWI ko12th pass karaya,fir B.A.fir M.A.,uski Govt. job bi lagva di, Ab kya karu? 2nd Sardar-accha sa ladka dekh ke SHAADI KARaDE
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?" > "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" >
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan. Husband: What was that for..? Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse. Wife: Sorry..! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again Husband: What now..? Wife: Your horse is on the Phone
Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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