Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child????
Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this
world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your
defence?"
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
out.
Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab...bartan mera...dudh bhi mera...aur
usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu fir wo dahi
kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"
Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar
mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?"
Frustrated Judge: "Agar tu chithi se hi likh leta to yahan par
custody ki naubat hi na aati."
