Husband to wife 

Hata do ye julfe apne chehre se,

Khuda Kasam agli bar khane me bal mila to,

sajni se gajni bana dunga.

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1 murga 1 murgi k piche bhag raha tha. achanak murgi car k niche aa gayi aur mar gayi. murga bola - "LAGATA HAI DESI THI SALI NE JAAN DE DI MAGAR IZZAT BACHA LI"

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In KBC

Amitabh:- In which state does river Kaveri Flow?

Sardar:- Liquid state.

Audience clapped.

amitabh stunned and looks back.

All were sardar....................

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One man went in a battle but he wears mosquite net in stead of bullet proof jacket!!!! GUESS WHY?

Another man ask him?

He reply - sala jab macchhar andar nahi ja sakta to goli kya khak jayegi...........

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Yesterday I went to cd shop to buy cd of newyork film.

I :- mujhe newyork chahiye.

SK(Shop keeper) :- mere pas newyork nahi hai.

I :- kyon?

SK :- kyoki Obama becha hi nahi. Jab bechega to kharid lunga...........

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