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10/03/2009 10:38:32
Smile ON THia BirthDAy ......!



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10/03/2009 10:37:51
*While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

*He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.

*He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.

*Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

*"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam.

*"Allow me to demonstrate."

*Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

*"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:

*your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

*Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !"

*"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Kalam.

*He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

*Bush nods: "Yes Mr.

*President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

*Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Condoleeza Rice to the test.

*Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

*"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

*Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

*Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

*Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours,but nobody can *come up with an answer.

*Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

*"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

*Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

*Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir!

*I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"

*And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, Stupid

..
it's Manmohan Singh!"



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10/03/2008 08:52:26
happy birthday,,,,,,,,,can v frnds



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10/03/2008 05:24:07
hi kriti,i m vijay frm jaipur,would u like 2 b my friend?Happy birthday Kriti



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09/03/2008 21:26:19
happy birthday



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09/03/2008 19:46:43

hi kirti ji

happy birthday




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26/12/2007 22:14:44

hi how r u?

 




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16/12/2007 15:12:34
hi kriti ,,,its rahul from delhi,,,,i know its hard to accept from
a stranger but a try is worth atleast ,,,,,,,,,,or shld i say   plzzzz



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15/12/2007 07:40:29
hi kirti i am piyu. would you be my friend



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15/12/2007 03:24:20
hieeeee Kriti...HOwz you....?? This is RAJ here from Delhi but currently working in bangalore as a software eng....! Will you be_my_real_frend.......????Do Reply.......



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